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My boyfriend broke up with me over a misunderstanding. Turns out the text message he sent me should have said that he was busy playing golf and I should go ahead and eat out ‘with’ his sister.

My boyfriend is constantly complaining that there isn’t enough flavour in what he’s eating, so I’ve started wiping back to front.

A person I know has recently decided to come out and identify as they/them. They are now looking for answers as to how they are going to manage this issue. I think I’ve found the solution for them. Suicide.

It’s not easy being a single, sexually frustrated woman. I got really drunk last night and decided I was going to smash my own pussy. RIP Felix.

There’s 7.9 billion people in the world and 1 of them is the ‘sweetest, most precious light of their mother’s life’. Cross Shane O’Conner off the list.

I got so stoned last night that I thought I might need to change my name to Shagufta.

I got so stoned last night that I thought I might need to change my name to Shagufta.

I was talking to this guy for a while and I thought things were going well but it turned out he had other birds on the go. Nice pair of red-tailed hawks, bit moody and temperamental but ‘easier to train than women’ apparently.

I was talking to this guy for a while and I thought things were going pretty well but it turned out he had a couple of other birds on the go. Nice couple of red-tailed hawks, bit moody and temperamental but ‘easier to train than a woman’ apparently.

I was talking to this guy for a while and I thought things were going pretty well but it turned out he had a couple of other birds on the go. Nice couple of red-tailed hawks, bit moody and temperamental but ‘easier to train than a woman’ apparently.