Sickipedia

There’s 7.9 billion people in the world and 1 of them is the ‘sweetest, most precious light of their mother’s life’. Cross Shane O’Conner off the list.

A person I know has recently decided to come out and identify as they/them. They are now looking for answers as to how they are going to manage this issue. I think I’ve found the solution for them. Suicide.

I got so stoned last night that I thought I might need to change my name to Shagufta.

I got so stoned last night that I thought I might need to change my name to Shagufta.

I was talking to this guy for a while and I thought things were going well but it turned out he had other birds on the go. Nice pair of red-tailed hawks, bit moody and temperamental but ‘easier to train than women’ apparently.

I was talking to this guy for a while and I thought things were going pretty well but it turned out he had a couple of other birds on the go. Nice couple of red-tailed hawks, bit moody and temperamental but ‘easier to train than a woman’ apparently.

I was talking to this guy for a while and I thought things were going pretty well but it turned out he had a couple of other birds on the go. Nice couple of red-tailed hawks, bit moody and temperamental but ‘easier to train than a woman’ apparently.

I was showing my mate my jokes on sicki today, she said ‘what’s wrong with you, telling a joke about killing babies?’. That’s when I realised I’d really messed up. It should have been a joke about killing black babies.

My boyfriend is constantly complaining that there isn’t enough flavour in what he’s eating, so I’ve started wiping back to front.

I spent some time posting on mumsnet last night. They don’t like dead baby jokes on there. But I don’t see what the problem is. I’ve never personally killed a baby. I always let my boyfriend take care of it.