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My Mrs turned to me and said 'this David koresh bloke I'm reading up about was a proper wacko' 'no no,' I replied 'you mean waco'

With the election just mere days away, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you all that every single politician is a cunt to a man (or woman or whatever the fuck you want to label yourself). And now a joke, How many MPs does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just up the tax and promise it'll start working again

Just got off the phone to Putin, now to sit back and watch those upvotes roll in

So blacks are the fastest runners and whites are the best swimmers, the polar ice caps are melting, Evolution at work

Santa Claus used to say 'he he he' until he met your mother

Fuck me that Hangsap channel on YouTube really makes me want to dangle

You know what. Fuck this site. That last meme of mine you took down. No explanation, I know it didn't break any rules. You mods are simpering moist fairies that should be modding on Facebook you bunch of fucking soft shelled invertebrate safespace enforcing dick breathed pansy's.

I grew up watching Trans World Sports. Of course, it meant something completely different back then

Had my last joke removed by mods. Reason being; No more bandwagon jokes... Touche mods, touche....

Used to be in a band called the NHS. We did not cover The Cure