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So it turns out John Wayne really did fuckin hate those Injuns.

Having been away from this site for 6 months or so, I now see that it is quite the achievement if you manage to score a respectable zero.

"Travelers in 8 hour queue to get to Dover". Why not do what they usually do? Pull over onto someone's private land, set up camp, rob the locals, nick the lead off the church roof, defecate and leave their rubbish wherever they like and carry on their journey once the queue has gone down? And repeat....

Liz Truss is being called the continuity (of Boris) candidate. I guess if she put 10 stone on, towel dried her hair and didn't brush it and got up at the dispatch box at PMQ's and lighted a fart they'd have a point.

Russia accused of using biological weapons and playing the long game in their tiff with Ukraine as they send 10,000 vials of Dwight Yorke's spunk to the Kyiv sperm bank.

The England ladies football team could be bringing home the bacon. They better not forget the sausages, eggs and beans and where they put the fucking frying pan.

Fucking fuming. Just sent that ribeye steak back. No fucking way has that matured for a day over 19. I wasn't born yesterday! PS what the fuck has happened to this site???

Another day and I'm still struggling with coming to terms with the sad death of little Arthur Labinjo-Hughes aged just 6. Still, there are a couple of positives to emerge from the tragedy. At least now the poor little mite doesn't have have to learn how to spell or pronounce his fucking ridiculous double barreled surname, and I got a great deal on a hot tub on Gumtree in Birmingham.

I'm still coming to terms with the sad death of little Arthur Labinjo-Hughes aged just 6. At least now he is free from that tragic, loveless, violent, sadistic, vermin infested shithole he suffered so much in...... Birmingham

I'm still coming to terms with the tragic death of Arthur Labinjo-Hughes aged just 6. The young lads dream was to play football for his beloved Birmingham City. The tragedy is on current form he could have made the bench on Saturday.