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oh well, no Chinese cockle pickers in Morecambe bay this year then

Alexa "How do you defrost a Chinese?" beep. "turn the engine off"

oh well, no cockle pickers this year then

yet more frustration as upskirting is now an offence. Now I'm going to have to put a mask on and drag girls into bushes to get a decent look now

Liverpool mourns as another child allowance benefit is cancelled. Problem is while be hearing about it for the next 30 years

apparently William and harry played storm troopers in the latest star wars film. seems they were mistaken as they thought they were re-living family history as german storm troopers.

speeding copper killed on unmarked bike riding without due care and attention and ignoring speed and road warning signs in Berkshire while killing an innocent passenger in a car. No charges will be brought. In other news: - cyclist imprisoned while doing 10 mph with dangerous cycling. - driver sentenced to 500 years ban and 50 years in prison after having a wine gum - man sentenced to death after found smoking in a pub - 1,400,000 speed tickets issued in 2017 - 12,500,000 parking tickets issued - 150,000 burglaries a month - nil burglars or thefts solved. good policing constable ello ello ello -

whats the difference between a royal wedding and terrys chocolate orange? ones mixing chocolate and orange together, the other is something you eat.

Buckingham palace have started the wedding list already. So far there's a pair of tickets to Paris on it and a pair of brake line cutters

So prince harry's getting married. should be a laugh when they ask for fathers name on marriage certificate