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speeding copper killed on unmarked bike riding without due care and attention and ignoring speed and road warning signs in Berkshire while killing an innocent passenger in a car. No charges will be brought. In other news: - cyclist imprisoned while doing 10 mph with dangerous cycling. - driver sentenced to 500 years ban and 50 years in prison after having a wine gum - man sentenced to death after found smoking in a pub - 1,400,000 speed tickets issued in 2017 - 12,500,000 parking tickets issued - 150,000 burglaries a month - nil burglars or thefts solved. good policing constable ello ello ello -
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aidsvictim 💯 👍🏻👍🏻 …quite agree, this once black & grey site full of edgy material now resembles something like a poofters colourful paradise presenting Basil Brush content. Mods can’t even whore themselves out properly…. Making an arse of themselves with gems & with a pathetic attempt at monetisation… fkn tossers.
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