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Britain: sexually abuse children at school and get 10 years in prison amongst a hyperactive media storm and overactive do-gooders, whilst kowtowing to a 91 year old greedy nazi sympathiser hoarding and pillaging the country France: sexually abuse children at school and get to marry the president

At least there's good news for Kensington Borough Council - they've been able to bring several successful prosecutions for breaches of the smoking ban in Grenfell tower.

Just been discovered why so many didn't escape from Grenfell tower. All the exit signs were written in English.

Funny how the displaced and death toll in Grenfell towers has suddenly tripled now that families have heard there's compensation and collections ........

Sprinklers now to be installed in all London tower blocks? Wonder if they'll ask the bloke who installed 'showers' at Auschwitz to do them

Likley lad Rodney Bewes dies. Look out for hundreds of claims from feminists and other gold diggers of rape, sexual abuse and sexual harassment any day now.

So prince harry's getting married. should be a laugh when they ask for fathers name on marriage certificate

Buckingham palace have started the wedding list already. So far there's a pair of tickets to Paris on it and a pair of brake line cutters

whats the difference between a royal wedding and terrys chocolate orange? ones mixing chocolate and orange together, the other is something you eat.

speeding copper killed on unmarked bike riding without due care and attention and ignoring speed and road warning signs in Berkshire while killing an innocent passenger in a car. No charges will be brought. In other news: - cyclist imprisoned while doing 10 mph with dangerous cycling. - driver sentenced to 500 years ban and 50 years in prison after having a wine gum - man sentenced to death after found smoking in a pub - 1,400,000 speed tickets issued in 2017 - 12,500,000 parking tickets issued - 150,000 burglaries a month - nil burglars or thefts solved. good policing constable ello ello ello -