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Following the success of our ladies football team, I'm launching a crowd funding page. Does anyone know how much 11 sex change ops costs.

The UKs top police officer is today finaly admitting the police force is institutionally racist however hes added " Its only against the darkies, wogs, yids and tiddly winks have nothing to fear"

I came out of an antique shop after buying a delightful picture of two birds in a cage only to find a conservative MP preaching his rubbish from a soapbox. I was so incensed I threw my picture at him and knocked him over. You may have read it int the newspaper with the headline " Aviary picture fells a Tory" Sorry but its from my childhood

Chijindu Ujah has been suspended for allegedly using drugs at the Tokyo Olympics. For God's sake give him a better medal, when I'm high I can barely put my trainers on.

Forget all the evidence for pollution causing global warming, it's the Royal navy eliminating pirates that's the cause. 200 years ago, loads of pirates no warming, now no pirates and global warming. You can't dispute science Greta. Arrgh Jim boy.

As an administrator here please don't make any mistakes on the site or I'll get blamed for it. Remember its your cock up, my are Old Ben Elton i think

I've just seen the best Elvis tribute act ever and he was an Asian. I recommend you google YouTube for Amal Shukup to see how good he is.

Appeal for donations to sickipedia We are all aware that sickipedia's servers are struggling to cope with the demand on them. For this reason I am launching an appeal to raise money to renew the 2 rubber cups on their phone modem. About £5.00 should do it. Any offers.

Just joined a fisting appreciation club. I'm trying to widen the circle of my friends An oldie but goody

Saw my first kiddie porn video today. I didn't watch it all, obviously, just little snatches Thanks Gary Delaney, one if your best.