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I came out of an antique shop after buying a delightful picture of two birds in a cage only to find a conservative MP preaching his rubbish from a soapbox. I was so incensed I threw my picture at him and knocked him over. You may have read it int the newspaper with the headline " Aviary picture fells a Tory" Sorry but its from my childhood

I'm sorry to hear about Neil Diamond quitting showbiz after developing parkinsons disease. On the bright side though his wife says his foreplay has improved

My wife wanted a pet name so I call her thrush. She thinks it's because she has a voice like a songbird, but actually it's because she's an irritating cunt . Another oldie.

My 4 year old daughter caught me having a shower today and pointed between my legs and said "what's that hairy thing daddy". She's a bit young so I told her it was a hedgehog. " It's got a big cock hasn't it " she replied. Another oldie

"So Holmes, you say the flat fish that killed Steve Urwin only reacted that way because it was a coward" "Yellow Manta ray" my dear Watson "Yellow Manta ray".

Appeal for donations to sickipedia We are all aware that sickipedia's servers are struggling to cope with the demand on them. For this reason I am launching an appeal to raise money to renew the 2 rubber cups on their phone modem. About £5.00 should do it. Any offers.

I've the biggest cock you've ever seen but I'm still a virgin. Every time I get a bird into bed she takes one look and leaps away shouting "keep that thing away from me". I was so frustrated that last night I asked the latest bird if we could do it in the dark cos I was an athiest. I got started when she said. "Wait a minute I thought atheists didn't believe in JESUS CHRIST!!!"

I've just seen the best Elvis tribute act ever and he was an Asian. I recommend you google YouTube for Amal Shukup to see how good he is.

I've just seen the best Elvis tribute act ever and he was an Asian. I recommend you google YouTube for Amal Shukup to see how good he is.

As an administrator here please don't make any mistakes on the site or I'll get blamed for it. Remember its your cock up, my are Old Ben Elton i think