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Just joined a fisting appreciation club. I'm trying to widen the circle of my friends An oldie but goody

Saw my first kiddie porn video today. I didn't watch it all, obviously, just little snatches Thanks Gary Delaney, one if your best.

The Russian takeover of chernobyl has failed according to local defenders. The say the Russian survivors can be counted on the finger of both hands. Thanks Dame Edna

Bloody Sadik Khan jumping on the transgender bandwagon now he's had his dick removed.

The UKs top police officer is today finaly admitting the police force is institutionally racist however hes added " Its only against the darkies, wogs, yids and tiddly winks have nothing to fear"

I asked my mate Dave to recommend a restaurant for tonight. He said they the new Koreans on the high street, do Vin ma Pho., its the dogs bollock's . There's a plate in front of me now, and I wish I'd listened to his recommendation better.

Took a beautiful blonde back to mine last night, but when we got down to it, i saw her fanny hair was black. "Why's that I asked". She replied, " You know when you hammer a nail in and miss and you get a black blister", "Yes I Said", "Well my fanny's had some hammer" Chubby Brown I think

Chijindu Ujah has been suspended for allegedly using drugs at the Tokyo Olympics. For God's sake give him a better medal, when I'm high I can barely put my trainers on.

I gather olympic swimmer Tom Daley is feeling broody and wants kids. He'll have to learn a new re-entry technique im afraid.

The Denmark keeper laughed and joked when asked if it was coming home, and said it hadn't before. Well mate that winning goal definitely went home laugh on that.