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I am giving away $1 million to one lucky person. The first to send me the administration fee of $99 will receive the funds. Money transfer to my solicitors Zimbabwe account only please.
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How do you swat 50 flies at once? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.
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Ngabwe has a bad rash so walks to the next village to see the doctor. The doctor takes a look and gives Ngabwe a bottle of medicine. "Take 3 spoonfuls before you sleep my child" says the doctor. Ngabwe replies, "I won't be able to doctor, I only have one spoon at home"
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I hired a German plumber to install a new shower. Hooked it up to the gas supply, looks like old habits die hard.
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Russian roulette is a great way to have fun. 5 out of 6 people agree.
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My girlfriend has been through the mill. She's had a boob job, caesarean, tummy tuck, collagen filler, umpteen piercings and tattoos. She still won't do anal because it hurts wtf?
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What's the difference between a nigger and a bike? A bike doesn't sing when you chain it up.
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Niggers are always going to be better at basketball than honkeys. They already know how to shoot, steal and run.
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I like that there's more coverage of women's football on TV these days. Do you know what the highest paid woman in woman's football makes? Sandwiches.
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Women deserve equal rights. And lefts.
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Day to day living is oppressive in Africa. The only positive is HIV.
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