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mzwakhembuli

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I am giving away $1 million to one lucky person. The first to send me the administration fee of $99 will receive the funds. Money transfer to my solicitors Zimbabwe account only please.

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8 years ago-Racism-Ethiopian-Post Rating : 2

How do you swat 50 flies at once? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.

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8 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 0

Ngabwe has a bad rash so walks to the next village to see the doctor. The doctor takes a look and gives Ngabwe a bottle of medicine. "Take 3 spoonfuls before you sleep my child" says the doctor. Ngabwe replies, "I won't be able to doctor, I only have one spoon at home"

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8 years ago-Racism-German-Post Rating : 0

I hired a German plumber to install a new shower. Hooked it up to the gas supply, looks like old habits die hard.

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8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Suicide-Post Rating : 2

Russian roulette is a great way to have fun. 5 out of 6 people agree.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Anal-Post Rating : 1

My girlfriend has been through the mill. She's had a boob job, caesarean, tummy tuck, collagen filler, umpteen piercings and tattoos. She still won't do anal because it hurts wtf?

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8 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 1

What's the difference between a nigger and a bike? A bike doesn't sing when you chain it up.

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8 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 1

Niggers are always going to be better at basketball than honkeys. They already know how to shoot, steal and run.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 4

I like that there's more coverage of women's football on TV these days. Do you know what the highest paid woman in woman's football makes? Sandwiches.

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8 years ago-Other-Women-Post Rating : 1

Women deserve equal rights. And lefts.

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8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-AIDS-Post Rating : 0

Day to day living is oppressive in Africa. The only positive is HIV.

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