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mrmagic1

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mrmagic1

6 years ago-Crime-Murder-Post Rating : 30

Supposing a serial killer kills another serial killer. Does it work like conkers?

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6 years ago-Crime-Violence-Post Rating : 25

The Scottish Parliament has made it illegal for parents to give their kids a little smack. Cannabis only from now on, I'm afraid.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 24

Women who wear a ‘Wonderbra’ should come with a disclaimer notice: ‘Actual contents may vary from packaging.’

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6 years ago-Other-Children-Post Rating : 22

I received a lovely postcard from my parents, who are on holiday in Greece: "Dear Son, "Dad and I are standing on top of a high cliff on Mount Taygete, where Spartan women used to throw their defective children onto the rocks below. "Wish you were here."

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 20

“Black ice causes 12 car pile-up at entrance to M6.” Probably happened on the slip road.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Sexual Innuendo-Post Rating : 20

The Vagina Museum has announced that the Puberty Section will be unveiled by Prince Andrew.

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6 years ago-In The News-Sickipedia-Post Rating : 20

Alan Turing's face will feature on one side of the £50 note, with his arse on the other side.

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6 years ago-Racism-Scottish-Post Rating : 17

My new girlfriend is a VERY POSH Scottish lady. She only eats deep-fried Ferroro Roche.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 17

Alex Salmond: "de-Flowerer of Scotland"?

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6 years ago-Other-Shopping-Post Rating : 17

Asda is changing the terms of its Contract of Employment, to ensure customers who use self-service checkouts can't claim the minimum wage.

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