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Supposing a serial killer kills another serial killer. Does it work like conkers?
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The Scottish Parliament has made it illegal for parents to give their kids a little smack. Cannabis only from now on, I'm afraid.
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Women who wear a ‘Wonderbra’ should come with a disclaimer notice: ‘Actual contents may vary from packaging.’
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I received a lovely postcard from my parents, who are on holiday in Greece: "Dear Son, "Dad and I are standing on top of a high cliff on Mount Taygete, where Spartan women used to throw their defective children onto the rocks below. "Wish you were here."
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“Black ice causes 12 car pile-up at entrance to M6.” Probably happened on the slip road.
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The Vagina Museum has announced that the Puberty Section will be unveiled by Prince Andrew.
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Alan Turing's face will feature on one side of the £50 note, with his arse on the other side.
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My new girlfriend is a VERY POSH Scottish lady. She only eats deep-fried Ferroro Roche.
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Alex Salmond: "de-Flowerer of Scotland"?
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Asda is changing the terms of its Contract of Employment, to ensure customers who use self-service checkouts can't claim the minimum wage.
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