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Like Charles Dickens' other novels, "A Tale of Two Cities" was originally published in serial form, in this case in two local newspapers. It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

"Boo hoo! He's got a Ferrari and I've only got a Porsche. Snot fair." That, in a nutshell, is the BBC gender pay gap argument.

The oldest woman in the world has died aged 117. I'll miss her jokes on Sickipedia.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I'm told that if you download child porn, you're likely to fuck up your computer with all sorts of viruses, malware or whatever and it won't work properly. Which probably explains why so many Sickipedia posters whinge about how long it takes them to load this site.

Just seen a claim that there are more than 60,000 illegal immigrants in Australia. Aboriginal estimates, however, put the figure at nearly 24 million of the bastards.

Buckingham Palace has announced that the Queen will attend Martin McGuiness's funeral on Thursday. In her dancing shoes.

"Fast food lowers sperm count and quality." Looking at MacDonald's clientele, I reckon that's natural selection doing its job.

I went on to the Carmelite Nuns of Great Britain website. It said "Enter." Changed their policy on chastity, have they?

Saw a woman dressed from head to toe in a shroud. I said, "This is England. If you want to dress like that why don't you fuck off back to wherever it is you come from? " Now her convent has reported me to the police.