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Cant wait for Meghan and Harrys interview on Ellen next week about how she was abused and bullied backstage at the Oprah Winfrey show.

My gay son has brought so much shame on my family when he made his announcement last night at dinner. Why couldn't he find a nice white boy to bring home to his long suffering mother?

If this toilet paper shortage goes on much longer it is going to cause a sock shortage.

If anyone ever figures out how to get an alexa into a blowup doll humanity is finished.

Anyone who doesn't understand why black kids don't have dads has never met a black mom.

They say that Black people are better at athletics while white people are better in the water due to genetics and natural selection. That makes sense. Who ever heard of someone swimming away from the cops?

"I was drugged and raped" is feminist for "He was much uglier when I sobered up so I didn't pay for my half of the drugs"

The only difference between Victoria Beckham and Jordan is the colour of Man Utd player they shagged in the 90s. Ladies take note.

I have a funny feeling the pension age isn't going to have to go up after all.

Trafficking kids seems to be a great way to rub shoulders with rich and famous people