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I got this game the other day. Its called pokimon. I think its just a rip off of a game i used to know called paki-man. The only difference is in this one its the children who go around trying to catch the monsters.

Started going out with a girl named Lucy. Saved her sisters number in my phone as Tighty. I just like taking risks.

How do you stop brown lads who rape kids from raping kids? Apparently by making white lads who don't rape kids do a mandatory training day on how to not rape kids

Democrats last week: "age is only a number and doesn't really matter" Democrats this week: "he is soooo OLD!"

I went in to the baby changing room in mcdonalds but it was a complete bust. Nobody was willing to swap.

What is stiff and blue and can keep a woman up all night wailing at the moon? Cot death

Germany about to kick off against Hungary. Going by history Germany are expected to have 1.5 million shots on target.

Watching Denmark vs Slovenia and Denmark, in red shirts, have a player named Bah. For a moment I thought wales were playing.

I see they crowned the new miss alabama bbq.

Greta Thunberg is all over the news laying back and smiling while being carried by three working class men working semi skilled jobs. How is that news to anyone?