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6 months ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 8

Why did Michael Caine take a shit behind the elephant house? Because he couldn't face another zoo loo.

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7 months ago-Illness and Mortality-Cancer-Post Rating : 8

"Nurse shares 7 biggest regrets cancer patients have" Without reading the article I'm guessing it's: - Smoking - Drinking - Being a fat fuck - Never eating fruit - Working down the asbestos mine - Not paying for health insurance - Being a cunt so nobody wants to chip in to your fundraiser for treatment

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8 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 7

Life is a lot like a funfair. It's just missing the first 'f'.

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8 months ago-Sex and Shit-Paedophile-Post Rating : 9

Joe Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer. He went to the doctor after a 4 year old told him his spunk tasted weird.

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9 months ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 8

I'm watching M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening and it's ridiculous, it could never happen. Mark Wahlberg teaching Biology? Please.

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9 months ago-Sex and Shit-Vagina-Post Rating : 8

Happy International Beaver Day! I'll take the Swedish and the Thai ones. You lot can have the pakis and the niggers.

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Val Kilmer, famous for Tombstone...

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9 months ago-In The News-Malaysian Airline-Post Rating : 7

Malaysian government greenlights new search for MH370. I may like my Kimchi pickled but even I wouldn't want to see what those stewardesses look like after 11 years soaking in brine.

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10 months ago-Sex and Shit-Dating-Post Rating : 10

I was on a date and I told her I'm a First Responder. She said wow you work in the emergency services? I said no, when someone puts a racist joke on sickipedia I'm the first to respond with "haha yeah fuck those niggers!"

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10 months ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 6

These dating apps are all fine and dandy but I like to meet women the old-fashioned way. I club them over the head and drag them back to my cave.

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