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Top tip: coming home pissed and hungry?? Worried about house fires?? Simply suspend a carrier bag full of water above your chip pan so falling asleep on the couch whilst attempting late night chip butties need not be a worry anymore, as the resulting fire is automatically extinguished by the falling water as the flames melt the bag 👍
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Ice cream man arrested after pulling a Magnum on a kid. I’ll get me white coat… and me scoop.
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I've been trying to think of a joke about eggy farts to try and get some sort of reaction from anyone, just for any form of human contact. Because I'm a or a couple of useless little fucking halfwits who have nothing to offer by the way of actually having a fucking point.
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Friendly reminder to the liberal elite sickipedians. It’s the no borders no human is illegal gender neutral, chest feeders, inseminated birth persons trans inclusive my body my choice day on Sunday. Get they /them a copy of white fragility. For everyone else get your Mum some nice flowers, chocolates, prosecco and a card.
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June Brown Bread. First in I think... 😂
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Miles Daley 28 year old Black tennis coach says " Tennis is too White, Too male and too posh" In other news, NBA 74.2% Black. Who do I convey my outrage to ??
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Top tip; Stay at home Mum's, When Dad gets home from work let him take care of the kids, cos he's better at cooking, homework and cleaning. After all you've had a hard day taking the kids all the way to school and back and had drinks with the girls.
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Junior dosent know what his Dad used to say as they never met.
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As a Parent, as our children got older and we needed to employ a babysitter. The piece of kit you just have to get is the Nanny-cam. How else would I get to see Janine from number 62 get backskuttled on my chesterfield.
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A Gammon daily mail reader, a Cishet and a woman born with birthing organs. walk into a coffee shop and order 3 white coffees and the backwards unprogressive far right Nazis mindlessly mis-gender the professional Barista even though they were clearly wearing gender neutral clothes and pronoun badges!!!! Stewart Lee
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