Sickipedia

Friendly reminder to the liberal elite sickipedians. It’s the no borders no human is illegal gender neutral, chest feeders, inseminated birth persons trans inclusive my body my choice day on Sunday. Get they /them a copy of white fragility. For everyone else get your Mum some nice flowers, chocolates, prosecco and a card.

As a Parent, as our children got older and we needed to employ a babysitter. The piece of kit you just have to get is the Nanny-cam. How else would I get to see Janine from number 62 get backskuttled on my chesterfield.

Sickipedia is dead and Jimmysammy killed it.

Wonder who Gary Neville blames this time, or tomorrows isolated incident.

Bloating 1. A swollen state caused by retention of fluid or gas 2. A Jamaican hurricane.

3 police forces looking for mistakenly released pedo prisoner fear he may never be recaptured as he is a master of disguise. This Scarlet Pimpernell has gone from wearing his prison issue grey tracksuit with clear bag to same outfit with a white bag covered in avocado’s. Sneaky fucker.

Virginia Giuffre ? used to called Fanny farts back in my day.

Starmer prepares to join Trump at Egypt ceasefire summit in full Chelsea kit.

I was going to go to the Halloween party dressed as a democrat but straight jacket costumes are widely considered offensive and inappropriate due to their association with the historical misuse of restraints and the stigma surrounding mental health issues

Getting a little bit sick of these repetitive, unskippable 50+ second YouTube ads. Buy this new butt plug…blah blah blah…stick this life like, real cock feel dildo up your arse…join Grindr over and over… Sign up for arse ticklers faggots fan club. Fucking Perverts.