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Sickipedia moderators are looking into Boris Johnson’s statement yesterday on getting out of lockdown as they are sure it is a duplicate from 2020.

When my wife next berates me for being a lazy good for nothing I will remind her of Andrew Devine, Hillsborough's 97th victim, who took 32 years just to fucking die. One job and took 32 years to do it. Sir, I salute you, a true Liverpudlian.

Anyone notice the cultural difference between white guys and black guys taking shots at a party

In future school shootings in Texas will be known as late abortions.

I feel sorry for Meghan and all the problems she has had with her family. Must be very confusing playing the victim card when your dads white.

Who said “My family and I were convinced I wanted to stay here, that’s what we all wanted more than anything. We thought we’d be staying here in Barcelona, today I have to say goodbye to all of this,”? Answer, Lionel Messi who is worth an estimated 400 million dollars. Surely if he wanted to stay that much he would play for £10 an hour. Imagine the world wide coverage on tv if he did that! He could even pick up a few quid advertising Walkers Crisps if he was desperate.

Snow White and the six dwarfs were all seen crying today as sneezy has died. Doc said he died after a short illness.

BBC NEWS:- report: UK a model for other white majority countries. Sickipedians, you should feel ashamed. How could you let this happen? You obviously need to put more effort in.

Unlike many on here I support the Liverpool 96 and always go to their bi-annual evening charity meals. I’ve received my ticket in post today for next weeks ‘do’ though this years invite says it’s a “Plus One”

Two Londoners have been arrested after body of a woman found dumped by side of A3 dual carriageway. Good. It’s about time police clamped down on littering.