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Whilst the WTA were originally worried about Chinese tennis player Ms Peng after she went missing after she made asexual allegation against a top Chinese official and found it hard to believe an e-mail saying she was ok and allegation was untrue today the WTA has received proof the e-mail was indeed from her. A letter has been received in the post with Ms Peng index finger as proof the letter came from her.

Azeem Rafiq said when he was 15 some lads held him down and poured red wine down his throat ... I simply don’t believe him as he was born in Karachi, Pakistan he would have that fishy smell so it would have had to have been white wine poured down his throat.

ANNOUNCEMENT: The Sickipedia Christmas Party this year is to be held in the clubhouse at Yorkshire Cricket Club at 8pm on the previously announced date in mid December. Sickipedia is an equal opportunities joke website and thus our sister site sickindiepaki members will be attending their winter festival at the same date at Yorkshire Cricket Club also at 8pm on the outfield. Candles will be supplied for lighting but sickindiepaki members please be advised to bring your own blanket.

ANNOUNCEMENT: The Sickipedia Christmas Party this year is to be held in the clubhouse at Yorkshire Cricket Club at 8pm on the previously announced date in mid December. Sickipedia is an equal opportunities joke website and thus our sister site sickindiepaki members will be attending their winter festival at the same date at Yorkshire Cricket Club also at 8pm on the outfield. Candles will be supplied for lighting but please be advised to bring your own blanket.

The Arabs and Paki’s continue to say Islam is a religion of peace. Bullshit. A Muslim turned Christian and strapped on a bomb and for his sins killed nobody but himself. Would a Muslim have done that.

At work there is this smelly Paki who tries to tell us he stinks because he eats curry everyday. Nah, doesn’t wash with us. nod to Weaverdog who’s recent post which gave me idea of above.

It is said asylum seekers such as Liverpool bomber change to Christian religion in order to say they would be at risk if sent back to home country and these people can change to become Christian in just five weeks after completing a basic course. What they don’t say is how easy that course is.I became Christian when I was baptised and I was only six weeks old (I can’t even remember doing any course) and like most asylum seekers I couldn’t speak a word of English then either.

It is said asylum seekers such as Liverpool bomber change to Christian religion in order to say they would be at risk if sent back to home country and these people can change to become Christian in just five weeks after completing a basic course. What they don’t say is how easy that course is.I became Christian when I was baptised and I was only six weeks old (I can’t even remember doing any course) and like most asylum seekers I couldn’t speak a word of English hen either.

As police investigate further into the taxi bomb explosion they have a theory that the driver David Perry was the intended target. As one of a handful of working Liverpudlians and the only white taxi driver in the city he stood out as a possible target. Either some Paki or Arab wanted him for stealing their job or it was the white unemployed upset at the example he was setting said a police spokesperson.

Shortage of Walkers Crisps on supermarket shelves. This is not due to lack of lorry drivers, nor is it due to a poor potato harvest. This is down to problems in quality of main ingredient in the packet. Air pollution has meant problems in obtaining enough pure air. This obviously affects taste in plain crisps the most so majority of flavoured crisps have not been affected so badly.