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madmanpatty

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madmanpatty

8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : 14

I bought a porn DVD today and all I could see was a dark image of some fat cunt sitting there holding his cock. Then I realised the telly wasn't on.

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7 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 0

My moods: I'm too tired for this shit. I'm too old for this shit. I'm too sober for this shit. I don't have time for this shit.

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7 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 0

My girlfriend broke up with me today because she say's I'm crazy. I'm starting to regret all the effort I put into protecting her from the king of the potato people.

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7 years ago-Racism-African-Post Rating : 0

They have the best drinking games in Africa. Like "Last one to find water dies."

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Transvestite-Post Rating : 0

One of my mates is transgender. He used to be a dick but now he's a complete cunt.

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8 years ago-Other-Wife-Post Rating : 0

Please be careful on the roads tonight. Lots of people are drinking excessively and letting their wives drive.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Incest-Post Rating : 2

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly, so to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Paedophile-Post Rating : 0

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis. That priest is in jail now.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Gay-Post Rating : 0

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.

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I hate it when people ask me if I'm drunk or on drugs. You don't need alcohol or drugs to have fun. But yes I am, actually.

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