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Greta Thunberg is what happens when Chucky from Child's Play fucks a Cabbage Patch doll...

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. Jesus asks for a table for 26. The head waiter says, “But there’s only 13 of you.” Jesus says, “Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”

A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!" I said, "People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer."

I went to the bathroom at a restaurant today and was extra careful. I washed my hands, opened the door with my elbow, I raised the toilet seat with my foot, I switched on the water faucet with a tissue then opened the bathroom door to leave with my elbow and when I returned to my table I realized.... I forgot to pull up my pants.

Give an African a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach an African to fish and he will ask you if there are anymore free fish left.

Flash forward to 2025 when the corona virus pandemic is finally over. A child asks, ”How did mommy die, daddy?” The misty eyed father replied, ”She was shot trying to buy toilet paper.”

How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1

I read that, " A Hindu group hosted a cow urine drinking party on Saturday as they believe it wards off the coronavirus, as many Hindus consider the cow sacred and some drink cow urine believing it has medicinal properties." Bad news people, I already tried and drinking Budweiser doesn't help!

Makes sense to me now that Bruce Jenner transitioned to Caitlyn, after I learned that as a youth, he was diagnosed with dick-less-ia.

"Prince Harry has personally condemned a 'ruthless' media campaign against his wife Meghan in an explosive statement, expressing his 'deepest fear' — that she could suffer the same fate as his late mother." Go get em Harry! Way to call a spade a spade.