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People are like clouds. Everyone prefers the white ones.

I was walking my dog this morning when this guy shouted at me "I hope you're gonna pick that shit up!" I just pulled up my pants and ran

I turned up at this house party and there was booze, pills and lines of cocaine everywhere. I got stuck in and was loving every minute of it until I remembered I was there because of a noise complaint and should probably start arresting people.

I knew that jada Smith was a slapper, but Will?...

My wife said that the baby had weed in his nappy. I excitedly removed the nappy only to find piss, the lying bitch.

They say never to look in the mirror when tripping on shrooms, but how else are you supposed to see behind you when driving.

I asked the priest at my local church if he'd ever considered watching porn. He said "no, that would be sinful" and then carried on fucking me.

We must defend Ukraine at all costs. They've done so much for us; trade deals, improving market economy and providing the sluttiest pornstars the internet has to offer.

Eddie redmayne apologises for playing the role of a trans gender person in a film as the trans community feels that the role should've been filled out by someone who was actually trans. I wonder if serial killers feel the same way when watching horrors.

Victoria secret just hired their first downs syndrome model and I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind watching her lick my cum from a window.