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So let me get this straight; its ok for 10 year old kids to come to my house begging me for sweets. But as soon as I stop outside the school with my van and offer the sweets to them, I'm suddenly a "Pervert" It's PC gone mad.

The first rule of mental health awareness is to tell every fucking cunt about mental health awareness. The second rule of mental health awareness is to write your name in shit on your bedroom wall. #itsoknottobeokmyfuckingarse.

Nando’s (Niggers and Niggeresess Dining Out) is certainly the thinking, black mans choice of chicken eatery. Much more upmarket than KFC. There was no knife related crime when I ate there today and only two rapes. Of which I was only partly responsible for.

The appropriately named Amazon fire stick. . . .

🎶🎵🎶 I’ve never felt more like gassing the Jews, When labour win and the tories lose, Oh Jezza, You got me gassing the Jews

Is it wrong that I check on Sickipedia first to find out the day’s events? I’ve even turned it in to a game to see if I can guess the disaster/murder/rape before checking the BBC. I got it wrong today though. I presumed John Buchan had a new book out.

I took my gran to the gym with me last night and for a woman of 83, it's amazing how fit she is..... In a leotard. *credit old siki.

Mr never you mind- how dare you, HOW DARE YOU. (Sobs)

A Sickipedia moderator, a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a bar. The barman said ‘is this some sort of joke?’. Sicki mod said no, no jokes here at all and unpublished it’.

Jeremy Corbyn has called for support from all parties to install him as Prime minister to stop Brexit. ‘This will be temporary to ensure that Britain avoids a no deal Brexit’ he said. ‘And to build some gas chambers for the yids’ he continued.