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I missed the start of channel 5’s ‘the town the gypsies took over’. Rather than getting it on catch up I decide just to drive to Telford. .

Jeremy Corbyn has called for support from all parties to install him as Prime minister to stop Brexit. ‘This will be temporary to ensure that Britain avoids a no deal Brexit’ he said. ‘And to build some gas chambers for the yids’ he continued.

The appropriately named Amazon fire stick. . . .

Nando’s (Niggers and Niggeresess Dining Out) is certainly the thinking, black mans choice of chicken eatery. Much more upmarket than KFC. There was no knife related crime when I ate there today and only two rapes. Of which I was only partly responsible for.

It’s great to see second tier nations giving it a real go at the rugby World Cup. I’m sure in a few years, if they progress, Scotland will one day reach the knock out stages. Good on them for trying.

Hoping that Richard Huckle will be fast tracked for sainthood. St.Richard the paedophile, patron saint of sickipedia. He died to young. . . . Which is ironic really.

Mr never you mind- how dare you, HOW DARE YOU. (Sobs)

The first rule of mental health awareness is to tell every fucking cunt about mental health awareness. The second rule of mental health awareness is to write your name in shit on your bedroom wall. #itsoknottobeokmyfuckingarse.

I took my gran to the gym with me last night and for a woman of 83, it's amazing how fit she is..... In a leotard. *credit old siki.

Is it wrong that I check on Sickipedia first to find out the day’s events? I’ve even turned it in to a game to see if I can guess the disaster/murder/rape before checking the BBC. I got it wrong today though. I presumed John Buchan had a new book out.