My favourite new sport is playing Necrophilia Roulette. The rules are simple, you visit an intensive care unit and switch off the life support machine of a patient. Then have sex with them and see if you can finish before they flat line.
My Halloween party is approaching and I was wondering what to dress as this year ?
A zombie, a clown, a fat nonce, a dictator, a murderer, The damned or an escaped mental patient that loves Jimmy Saville ?
I thought sod it I'll go as the bloody lot. So this year I'm going as Kier Starmer.
At 7 P.M ITV stated that 32,000 plus people were reported attending the Lioness's England team triumph in the woman's European Cup final.
The figure was double that at 6 P.M. but they had to leave early to make their husbands their dinner and pack lunch for work tomorrow.
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