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After sentencing today and hearing the damning evidence at what the Southport child killer perpetrated in its heinous acts towards innocent children. I fully understand why Robinsons withdrew him and his likeness from the branding on Jam and Marmalade products in 2001 .

Question What is the most embarrassing vegetable you can get caught eating in public ? Answer Rosie Jones

Question What has an 85 year old and a serial killer got in common? Answer Everyone they've ever had sex with is either dead or soon will be.

Question What's Oscar Pistorius least favourite song by the band The Police ? Answer I can't stand losing you

In honour of Val Kilmer's demise, I decided to have a pokey-bum wank using a Batman toy. Unfortunately the head broke off just as I was getting to the vinegar strokes. Now I've got to search for the hero inside myself

Katy Perry is off to space with an all female crew. I hope they all brought their Cherry Chapstick !

Has anyone told Katy Perry, "In Space No One Can Hear You Roar ! "

Can't believe a police woman told me I have to take down my Easter decorations as to not upset the Muslims that have recently moved in. I complained saying "You bend over backwards to appease those fuckers and let them get away with murder." The police woman said "I can't comment on that" with a smug look on her face. So I shouted "Allah Akbah" and raped her !

Imagine saying "Who wants to ride on my magic penis rocket to space ?" 6 women agree including Katy Perry Jeff Bezos is an evil genius !

Phoned the police to report that my car had been vandalised. They stated, they were sorry but all their officers were too busy to attend for at least a week. So I quickly went to plan B and told them I was planning on preaching verses from the Bible on my P.A. system so my Muslim neighbours could hear the words of Jesus. Fuck me, 5 minutes later 7 Police cars, 2 riot vans and 1 SWAT team came thundering down the road. Too busy my arse !