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I invited my American friend to smoke some fags. He showed up with an AR-15.

Why you should never cross a white man in the prison ? Because you know he is in because he is guilty.

Women always say "Size doesn't matter " but have you seen anyone of them owning a 4 inch dildo ?

When I woke up from my operation a nurse was leaning over me and said "you may not feel anything from the waist down." So I fondled her tits.

Meghan : "what is the secret to your long life ? " Elizabeth: " Just don't dump Harry for a paki ."

Bond movie in 2021. My name is Bond,James Bond. And my preferred pronouns are he/him.

Charlie Hebdo cartoons are projected on landmark buildings as an act of defiance to the extremists. Not the best idea considering how Muslims love destroying buildings

I got arrested during the post match celebration of England's victory over Ukraine. I saw a hot chick wearing an England tshirt with the words 'MOUNT' written on the back. And I did that...

My wife was frustrated with my obese son. "If you have any more bacon , you gonna explode " she screamed. Well technically, the ones who never eat bacon have the tendency to explode.

"what do you want for birthday ?" My girlfriend asked " Anal Sex ." " Haha,nice try , tell me something I can buy for you ." "Ok then , Anal sex with a prostitute."