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It's hard to believe that Islam is against homosexuality when the very posture of namaz looks like an invitation for sodomy

"what do you want for birthday ?" My girlfriend asked " Anal Sex ." " Haha,nice try , tell me something I can buy for you ." "Ok then , Anal sex with a prostitute."

NSFWr/JokesLong A warlord and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners. u/Indianfattie A warlord and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners.. Later in the evening,after being intoxicated,the sadistic warlord decides to play a game.. He asks all the men from the village to stand in a line and strip down their pants.. He then instructed one of the wives of the men to be blindfolded and she should recognize her husband after examining the penis of the men standing in the line.. If she points to a wrong man,then she and her husband will be executed. The first woman nervously stepped out and she kept touching the penises until she found her husbands and declared it.... The warlord was disappointed that she succeeded. Then the second woman came forward. She was so nervous that she kept touching each penis for a long time and kept thinking for a while before rejecting them. She too recognized her husband's penis. Now the warlord got really angry. So he asks some of his soldiers to stand in the line posing as villagers to confuse them. The third woman started. She hardly took more than few seconds for each penis while thinking out loud "Not him" "Not him either".. This continued until she touched a soldier's penis. She stopped for a while and thought really hard "Not from our village" she muttered and moved on..

A boy accidentally walks into his parents' bedroom and is totally shocked at what he saw "Mom, you are doing this but punish me for sucking my thumb " .

EID IED same number of letters , same blast radius

Dear ladies . Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes

Rape : Small word but long sentence .

What makes you happy and sad at the same time ? Your sister telling that you're the best lover among all your brothers.

Women always say "Size doesn't matter " but have you seen anyone of them owning a 4 inch dildo ?

Meghan : "what is the secret to your long life ? " Elizabeth: " Just don't dump Harry for a paki ."