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I'm smoking a fag. I've just set fire to Quinten's house.

I truly live the dream of every Sickipedian. I have a six-figure income and get to fuck children all day, Yes, I'm the motherfucking Pope, bitches!

What's big and full of shit? My arse after a large doner kebab. (Also, why are there two subcategories for "Disgusting" under Sex and Shit"?)

They say that an upside down cross is a symbol of the occult, satanism, or even demonic interference. Pretty similar to feminism, I suppose.

Some woman caught me with my dick through a hole I had burned through a metal disc with a turned rim which gives a resonant note when struck, and she shrieked, "What are you doing?" I explained to her that I was one of a tiny demographic. Statistically, 1 in 600 million people enjoy gong rape.

What's bigger than an elephant? Two elephants! What's bigger than two elephants? Three elephants! What's bigger than three elephants? Wasp's wife!

I just banged a Scouse MILF ten years younger than me - I don't think that's too bad for a man my age. And I'm not even 25 yet.

I was watching an old video of Amira Willighagen singing Memory from Cats. My heart began racing when she started singing the last verse, with "Touch me..."

I've been forced to live in my car overnight for the time being. I sleep across the back seats. I would sleep in the boot to avoid unwanted attention, but where else could I put the dead body?

My little daughter was watching Mickey Mouse when she said, "Daddy, what's that thing Minnie's wearing?" I couldn't believe my eyes. How could I tell her: "a PVC catsuit?"