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I went to a paraplegic stripclub tonight. Place was crawling with pussy. credit: I cant remember

Michelle Agyemang beat off Luke Littler and Llando Norris. Keen skier is she ?

Is there going to be any Black friday deals on Gems.

Dont forget, "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away" But so do bacon sandwiches (also works on engineers)

This weeks ultimate example of football banter was, Aston Villa players taking the knee at the Tottenham stadium in an attempt to rid the sport of racism, Just after banning the Jews from birmingham. 10/10

Zelensky didnt learn much in school But he did remember that Blue and Yellow makes Green

I remember a time when it was quite a taboo for a white woman to have a baby with a black man. Embarassed in public, snubbed by family members, and even called a n***er lover by strangers in the street. But nowadays it has become so much more acceptable to be a single mother.

31st of January. Thank god , its the last day before ‘Lube february’.

"Thanks for taking part in our survey, Between one and ten How homophobic are you?" "one" "Thanks and between one and ten how sexist are you?" "one" "Thanks, and between 1-10 how racist are you?" "Thats a tricky one, Cant I say zero?" "Nah, Im afraid not, See everyone stereotypes to a smaller or greater amount, society is just that way, so racism can never really be ruled out. People will always assume certain things about other races, Thats why the minimum you can choose is 1" " oh shit, so you mean like 1 is the lowest?"

We have been doing 'Dry January' for a couple of weeks now. I am quite enjoying it. My girlfriend says its a right pain in the arse.