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Guys it's been a fucking good ride ,We all know it is not as good as original ,but hey ho a good joke is a good joke To cut matters short after three years of fighting cancer .It has appeared in brain causing double vision and slowly losing vision so i am retiring hurt Weaverdog and many others keep up the good work feel free to rip the piss would not expect anything else

In hindsight I should have put my status as, "blew the gasket on on my 52 plate ford." Rather than "I just fucked a 15 year old escort." Police have confiscated my laptop, and the wife has gone back to her mothers.

My dad always used to say, "If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?" After being on Sickipedia I see the obvious answer is pakis blacks, spastics, and the dead.

Yank : FBI agent, Brit : Mi5 agent, Russian : KGB agent, Pakistani : News agent!!..

It's winter again. That time of year when the poor are making tough choices between food, heating, or getting that massive new tattoo.

Well Done Admin Hannah the Spanner has been Bannned at least its a start

Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box. Such a pity it was a puppy.

My wife's sister knocked me out yesterday. ... What sort of sick bitch puts chloroform on her dirty knickers!

ATTENTION: A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 FA Cup Final, both box seats. He paid £2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... ...it's at St Paul's Church, Peterborough at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too.....She'll be the one in the white dress.

Think i just been to a ISIS fund raiser The Band playing was: Quran Quran With Sharia Twain