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In 1817 women had no rights. In 1917 women fought for some rights. Now in 2017 women are always fucking right.

Now they tell us that your smart TV is watching you. I am going to put one in the toilet and "they" can see who gives a shit

Now they tell us that your smart tv is watching you. I am going to put one in the toilet and "they" can see who gives a shit

The ban on electrical equipment going into the hold in flights didn't go far enough in my opinion! It should have extended to children as well

Why Women love Jesus. He's born, They get presents. He dies,They get chocolate.

A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one. Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, He storms out and beats seven bales of shit out of the peacock.

B.B.C News :Sir Elton John is recovering from a bacterial infection He said " It must of been someone I ate"

A man asks his wife,can i cum in your ear?..she says,NO.. i might go deaf!.. he says,,i always cum in your mouth,but you never shut the fuck up!!

Man United and Liverpool have been raided by police After fraudulently claiming to be ‘football teams’

New French president Emmanuel Macron is set to visit German Chancellor Angela Merkel on his first full day in office Today. To offer unconditional surrender.