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My wife gave birth to a black baby, far from being livid with her I could only think of all the money we were going to make from TV advertising work.

What do white men and black men have in common? Neither of them want to raise black kids. Credit a facebook meme.

Kier Starmer has been publicly tested for aids. It appears he did have it once but the virus couldn't survive in such a cold hostile evil environment.

There can only be one winner in a conflict between Pakistan and India. Earth.

Planned attempts to divert an asteroid which will collide with the Earth in about seven years have been abandoned after it was calculated the point of impact would be Liverpool.

All the major betting companies are changing the definition of a white Christmas. You will now only win the bet if a white face appears on the BBC over the Christmas period.

Struggling to impress girls with your penis pics? Send them war plans instead.

It's often wondered what women really look for in a man. I think it's security. Well that's what they always shout when I approach them.

What's the difference between Kier Starmer and Wayne Rooney? Wayne Rooney pays pensioners after he fucks them.

Today (25th May) is George Floyd memorial day. So I went out and robbed a drug store in his memory.