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What a complete fuck up. 10 years of writing jokes, gone., some 6,000 jokes. I'm out.

Fuck me, thought I'd logged on to Asda where all they sell is Jewels.

My egg timer was fucked so I used the Isreal/Hamas peace truce as a timer to boil it.

Prince Andrew to give up his royal titles. So he can spend more time hanging around school playgrounds.

Public executions in Gaza. Oh I do love a good peace deal.

imigrants will hav to ave a least a level standrd in inglish to work in ingland fank fuk its only immigrants and forinners

Ian Watkins girlfriends are still crying since his death. But once they were fed and had their nappies changed they were fine.

Make the water cannon a much more effective crowd control device for unruly mobs by adding soap to the tank.

To whoever stabbed that fucking nonce Watkins, just to let you know Abdul next door to me fucks kids, and Mohammed on the other side does as well. When you get out, I can supply you with work for years.

I pointed out to this woman in Asda the dangers of all the fat and alcohol she had in her trolley, the dangers it was doing to her body, not to mention the the murdering of animals. "I'll bet your fun at parties, " she snapped at me. Stupid bitch, as though I ever get invited to parties.