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Kier Starmer has been publicly tested for aids. It appears he did have it once but the virus couldn't survive in such a cold hostile evil environment.

There can only be one winner in a conflict between Pakistan and India. Earth.

Struggling to impress girls with your penis pics? Send them war plans instead.

Today (25th May) is George Floyd memorial day. So I went out and robbed a drug store in his memory.

Reduce your chances of being mown down in Liverpool by a madman by having a job and staying off the streets.

Fucking Jews, bunch of arrogant cunts. Tried to wish my Jewish neighbours a Happy Holocaust Day, and now they won't speak to me.

We were watching a film on the telly when all of a sudden the bloke lifts the woman onto the kitchen top and starts to make love to her, "Yeah, right, " said the wife, " as if that happens. " "I totally agree, " I replied, "the only thing that gets fucked in our kitchen is the food. "

I know police seem to look younger as we age, but the copper who came to arrest the paedophile next door looked so young the peado got excited about it.

The comedian Russell Brand has been charged with rape. That's outrageous! Calling Brand a comedian.

Hey Trump, instead of moving Palestinians off the Gaza and rehoming them, why not relocate the Jews instead? After all, Auschwitz is already preserved and available. It will be like a return home for them.