Sickipedia

Not one of my normal posts. Bit more serious. If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, I need to borrow some chairs.

Lewis Hamilton blamed his bad performance on the massive chip on his shoulder which made his car unbalanced.

Men and women are dying from the Coronavirus in greater numbers than all the other genders combined.

The more food you buy, the more toilet paper you need. It’s a catch-twenty-poo.

Top 6 name suggestions for new royal baby... 1. I 2. Do 3. Not 4. Give 5. A 6. Fuck

A guy was nailing his interview when the employer said “well you look great but I see here there was a 7 year gap since your last job, what happened there?”. The guy says “oh I went to yale”. The employer: “oh great!! Well you’re hired, you start monday” Guy: “Yay! I got a yob!”

Bill Cosby is so happy about being released, he's buying free drinks for everyone.

I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I used to. But I divorced her.

To everyone that got their girlfriends or wives lingerie for Christmas... On behalf of all of her male Instagram followers, cheers, we like it 😜

I saw a young mum trying to feed her baby but she wasn't having any of it and wouldn't eat any of her food. "Try the Airplane", I said. "Airplane? What is it?", she replied. "It's a classic spoof film from the 80s but that's not important right now"