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Dog owner: "I got this new dog and have been teaching it a few tricks" Me: "Tell me what tricks it does then" Dog owner: Ok, when liverpool lose in the league it sits down, then when liverpool draw in the league it rolls over. Me: What does it do when liverpool win? Dog owner: Don't know, I've only had him 6 weeks.
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Thomas Cook have announced that over 21,000 people will lose their jobs. No scousers are affected by this.
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Mary had a little tortoise That was big and bold He never saw Liverpool win the league Cos he's only a hundred years old
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I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing.
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Been great to see Liverpool fc adhering to the coronavirus rules by not celebrating any goals in the last few games. Keep up the good work 👏
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UEFA MENS PLAYER OF THE YEAR Virgil Van Dickhead.
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Heard about the new '96 challenge?' It's for scousers, to see if they can go a full 24 hours without mentioning 'Hillsborough' to anyone. No one has completed it yet!
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Can anyone remember their first crush as a teen? Mine was Hillsborough.
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I picked up this scouse prostitute today and as we were having sex I asked her to moan like fuck... so she started saying " And the bastard ploughed his mini van through the crowd and started knocking everybody down, all we were doing was celebrating our 20 league wins and this happens"
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