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I picked up this scouse prostitute today and as we were having sex I asked her to moan like fuck... so she started saying " And the bastard ploughed his mini van through the crowd and started knocking everybody down, all we were doing was celebrating our 20 league wins and this happens"

I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing.

Can anyone remember their first crush as a teen? Mine was Hillsborough.

From the quadruple to the mickey mouse double

Dog owner: "I got this new dog and have been teaching it a few tricks" Me: "Tell me what tricks it does then" Dog owner: Ok, when liverpool lose in the league it sits down, then when liverpool draw in the league it rolls over. Me: What does it do when liverpool win? Dog owner: Don't know, I've only had him 6 weeks.

Been great to see Liverpool fc adhering to the coronavirus rules by not celebrating any goals in the last few games. Keep up the good work 👏

So Des is dead, thank fuck he wasn't from Liverpool, we're gonna hear enough shit about Ray Clemence.

I see the liverpool fans have plenty of flares tonight! Keeping up tradition then as when they last won the league every fucker was wearing them!

Thomas Cook have announced that over 21,000 people will lose their jobs. No scousers are affected by this.

I bought a DVD documentary called, "Hillsborough: The Disaster"... ...I've just sat through an hour and a half of footage of Liverpool fans screaming as they were crushed or trampled to death, and watched the aftermath as bodies were lay out on the pitch and fellow Scousers ripped down advertising hoardings as inadequate makeshift stretchers. I'm guessing that the disaster must be on disc two.