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Five charged with Liam Payne's murder.. Now that's one Enid Blyton book I'm going to treasure..

Five have been charged with Liam Payne's murder.. Fuck me, thought that band disappeared in the early 2000's..

After expressing an interest in signing Harry Mcguire to West Ham, there's even a medical going on right now.. The club hopes David Moyes passes the medical with no further mental damage..

I've no idea why they delayed the snooker last night.. Joe Perry could've at least potted all the balls up to the orange..

It would appear Paul Cattermole is no longer touring with S Club 7, as he's forgotten the words to "Don't stop moving.."

They say Stormy Daniels is getting death threats for her involvement in the Donald Trump indictment.. I don't think that's the scariest thing to happen to her.. Don't forget, she's seen the orange cunt naked..

I'm pretty confused by the government's insistence that we can only eat food that is coming into season.. Still, our Labrador bitch was surprisingly tasty yesterday..

Syria and Turkey take note of the lack of fuss from Wales, about their earthquake today... In fact in some areas, it caused thousands of pounds of improvements..

Fuck me, that war zone must be bad.. Germany are now prepared to send in their Leopard tanks to California..

With reports that 800 Met officers are facing probes into lude sexual conduct, it begs a question.. Just how many men does Carol Vorderman fuck..?