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I accidentally dropped a load of Viagra on the floor shortly after taking one. I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour looking for them.

GenghisIV waddles into a MacDonalds. He waddles halfway to the counter, stops to catch his breath & take an insulin shot, then waddles up to the counter. "Give me 16 half-tonners with extra cheese" he wheezes "and a quarter-tonner for my sister, she's getting so fat I can barely maintain an erection".

How do you know if Katie Price is playing hard to get? She's wearing knickers.

It is the month of June, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one. The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower. The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel. The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town prostitute that in these hard times, gave her services on credit. The prostitute runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there. The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything. At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.  And that is how a capitalist economy works.

A lesbian was sure her partner was cheating on her. Something smelled fishy.

#old joke What's the difference between Madeleine McCann & a boomerang? A boomerang doesn't get brutally sodomized on a daily basis.

Thedarkman was asked to join in a game of dodgeball. "No thanks." he said "I don't dodge balls, I prefer them resting on my chin."

I've just beaten my crack addiction. I deleted Tinder.

I've just beaten my crack addiction. I deleted Tinder.

There are over 100 Dylan accounts on Sickipedia full of self voted non-jokes. Is this because: A) Dylan has something to say; B) He feels he needs to get his message across; C) He's a thick fucking troll who got too old for his dad's cock & is desperately trying to fill that hole in his life.