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The BBC will soon be filming a programme where four 20 year old men compete to see how many different prostitutes they can visit with only £300. Bargain Cunt airs in December.

Life for a Chinese rapist must be confusing. Never knowing which kind of raw dog you want.

Alex Scott has hit back at Lord Digby Jones after he voiced his displeasure at her pronunciation of certain words as she presented the Olympics. Ms Scott replied "I'm proud of my accent." At least I think that's what the cockney bitch said.

The owner of doomed alpaca Geronimo has vowed to film every moment of his killing. Finally, some decent wank material.

My missus is making an Aegean dinner tonight. Burnt Turkey and Grease.

After earning yet another medal this Olympics, the US Women's football team have reportedly set their sights on something they haven't been able to accomplish yet. Beating a team of 14 year old boys.

Harry's many lavish gifts to Meghan on her 40th birthday include some of Diana's jewels that "caused a royal row." ... Since when was Harry in possession of Dodi Fayed's balls?

"Puddles" is a cute little pet name I've given the missus recently. She has Pulmonary Edema.

China Flu, China Flu. What're those chinks tryna do? Feel the heat fill your head? Have a cough? BAM, you're dead. Look out! Here comes the China Flu!

Visit Afghanistan. You never know where you'll beheaded.