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What do you call a girl with eight fannys ? Octopussy.

Hi Markrees my very bestest friend Hope you are well and like me looking forward to the Invictus games. Did you watch that programme in the week when our ginger prince took some disabled soldiers to Austrilia. It was called "Without limits"..It should of been called "Without limbs". Oh by the way can you tell beaker to stop being a cunt to me. Bye enjoy your Guiness

Half an ounce of Amber leaf, Eight cans of Tauris cider, Lucy Worsley laid flat on her back, Gonna put my cock inside her.

Hi Markrees my bestest friend Hope you are well I know what youve been up to you mucky little fucker...Anyway you may find this hard to believe ,,I have imaginary friends. They are real people, however i imagine they are my friends. bye

The Chip shop i go to still wrap up meals in newspaper. Yesterday i got a Plaice in The Sun.

Hi Markrees my BFF Hope you are well sonny jim Tell you what mate..Ive taken to this child molesting malarky..cos no other cunt has done it for me..ive spray painted NONCE and FUCK OFF PEADO all over my front door.,,,problem is...its my mums front door and i still live with her...The fucking old witch has grounded me..now i cant go to the park and hide in the bushes.. Fuck it Lucy Worsley had a little lamb And she called it squirt Lucy wore a school uniform Instead of a skimpy cheerleaders skirt. PHOOAR i'm going to watch Cbebies now and get back to noncing. Fiddle about Fiddle about

I think its about time Liverpool should change thier "You'll never walk alone"anthem to "Dont fence me in".

Hi Chum Hope you are well, Thought id let you know your joke about buying your daughter a rape alarm was very funny So stop being a cunt and unblock me so i can vote it up okay.

To all contributers, anymore post or memes on Philip Scholfield and Gordon the Gaydar will not be tolarated and will be deleted and you will be banned for life...However memes of Greta Thungberg dressed in skimpy clothing..ie St Trinnians uniform or even better in one of those little tartan skirts like the ones what japanese teenage girls wear..are always welcome. PHOOOOAR. Anyway enough of that. Keep up with the good work As you where Joey(Tick,Blueshield)(MOD)

Hi Markrees my bestest fuckin' pal How the fuck are you my old china. Comic relief tonight..fuck that im not interested..fuck em. I had my comic relief two nights ago mate. I had my Wedensday wank all over Katherine Ryan and it went all over her face not mine....slag..