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I was watching Pointless before and realised it was a repeat. The Baboons arse on the back of Alexander Armstrongs head was smaller.

The Uncle of the four siblings who were killed in the Salford house fire has already started fundraising for funeral cost. What's the point? They've already been cremated.

Have you seen the row of trees on the Mall going up towards Buckingham palace? Meghan Markes family should have no problem getting to next years wedding reception.

A couple of Down syndrome kids have just knocked on my front door and started to sing Christmas Carols. Mongs of praise.

Just switched my telly on fuck me Snoop Dogg looks tidy wearing a frock and a bit of lipstick....No, hang on, It's only Alexandra Burke on Strictly come dancing.

The Salford mother who lost her children in a house fire is in a drug induced coma. You'd think at a time like this she'd lay off her crack pipe.

I've got Barbara Streisand and Stacey Soloman tied up back to back in my basement. I'm not going to fuck them against their will, it's just that i've got a bit of paving to do iny backyard and i'll be fucked if i'm going to fork out for a new pickaxe

Because of my job i've had to relocate to Birkenhead. Apparently, according to the locals it used to be a right fuckin shithole.

Who is this Hannah sort, does anyone know if she is rapeable?

The Wife went to the Boxing day sales. She came back with a fuck load of Easter eggs.