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jimmyvann

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one month ago-Racism-Muslim-Post Rating : -13

My muslim neighbour brought a lamb home the other day and last night I caught him shagging it in his back garden. "Abdul, you can't do that", I shouted, but he told me to fuck off because it was islam and he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

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10 months ago-Racism-Muslim-Post Rating : 1

This time of year is always a good time to have a walk round your local Tesco and tell muslims to, "Never do your shopping on an empty stomach."

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11 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 2

My ex was called Dawn. The one morning I woke up with my head on her arse cheek and I thought to myself, "I've just woken up at the crack of dawn".

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one year ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 13

Ireland 0-1 England (Declan Rice). First we stole their potatoes, then we stole their Rice.

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one year ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : -10

Breaking News; Phil Foden leaves England training camp to deal with urgent family matter. Couldn't he have just waited 'til Sunday and gone back with rest of the squad?

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2 years ago-Sex and Shit-Gay-Post Rating : -1

Do gay vegans still eat sausage?

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3 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 3

Wales, "I didn't just walk out of The World Cup, Iran".

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3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Gay-Post Rating : -3

Monkeypox has been declared a global health emergency. It is mainly spread by homosexual men having unprotected sex. So now, you can officially get bummed to death.

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3 years ago-Thai Bird-Post Rating : 9

Only this man can save the UK now.

Only this man can save the UK now.

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3 years ago-Transvestite-Post Rating : 11

Shift your feet out the way.

Shift your feet out the way.

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