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Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, Who had 8 kids already, Three who were deaf, Two who were blind, One mentally retarded, And she had syphilis, Would you recommend that she undergoes an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, Sleeps until noon, Used opium in college And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero, He's a vegetarian, Doesn't smoke, Drinks an occasional beer And never committed adultery. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Remember: Amateurs ... Built the ark. Professionals ... Built the Titanic

For sale, one mini bus, the odd mark here and there, a couple of dents. Collection Scotland.

Panting What a Jamaican calls the dish he uses to cook his rice and peas.

Thought I'd jump on-board with the Ouija board jokes. I wanted to get in touch with some of the Hillsborough dead so I used a squeezy board.

I spotted an attractive girl in a night-club and bought her a drink. "Your father must have been I thief" I said. "Why?" she said as she giggled with her mate, "Is it because he stole the stars for my eyes!" "No" I said, "It's because you're black".

I wonder if fit girls get a pop up on their laptop saying "A fat bloke from Wolverhampton wants to have sex with you"? FROM THE OLD SITE.

I made myself a drink out of F5 keyboard keys It was very refreshing.

MATING What a Jamaican says when he sees the prime minister of the U.K.

Aretha, it won't be a Midnight train to Georgia that'll carry you off, it'll be 6 niggers from the ghetto. Just so you know.

Don't become a burden on your kids, simply outlive the fuckers. William Roach a.k.a Ken Barlow.