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I was in a car crash earlier I ended up crashing 100 foot down a hill. You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel If you knobheads can do shite jokes so can i

Jesus christ! The amount of old jokes appearing now, I'm expecting to hear about that bloke who asks about the book on suicide or the nigger reading every word I type

I was in a Borough of London buying sausages Richmond? No walls I think that's them all done now lads

I was looking to buy a lighthouse although I'm hoping for nothing too flashy

How are we meant to downvote now? Hopefully doesn't get marked as duplicate, like on my other accounts

Only 2 things will survive after an apocalypse when everything is dead and stops working. Cockroaches and wasps "jokes" appearing on sickipedia

Coolio is certainly living in paradise now surrounded by his dead nigger mates who have stabbed eachother

Why do they say the queen is lying in state? If anything Diana was lying in more of a state during her funeral

How come women can wear padded bras to make their breasts look bigger but when I stuff a tube of pringles and a couple of socks down my pants I get judged, and thrown out of asda?

Just woke up with jizz on my face. I wouldn't mind so much but I live alone