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Why does the gorgeous girl with the big Tits at the barbers always give me a tissue when she's finished cutting my hair? It's almost like she knows what I'm doing under that sheet

How come when I was at work I heard a woman tell her toddler to piss against a wall, but when I piss in front a school i end up in court! Ps I'll see you in 10 to 15 years

Sick of this lockdown, not going out, not getting any action. I've had to start spiking my own drink just to get laid

Good news! I bought a rape alarm. Now il never forget to rape

My son's music teacher called me up and said looks like we have a new Elvis on our hands. I said wow is he that good? She said no we just found him dead on the toilet

My son's music teacher called me up and said looks like we have a new Elvis on our hands. I said wow is he that good? She said no we just found him dead on the toilet

Babajide ojo who plays for Cardiff's name literally is translated to Father Has Returned. But considering he's black I find this highly unlikely

Don't be sad that's it's over, be glad that it happened. Apparently not a good thing to say after a rape

Apparently another star wars actor has died. Sounds like bullochs to me