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New Lynx Fishmonger Edition Get The Lesbian Lynx Effect.....
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I ran into the vets this morning and said to the blonde receptionist, "Quick, I think my daughters hamster is in serious trouble." "Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake."
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My wife said that she wanted some Jimmy Choos for her birthday. Well, I've looked fucking everywhere and can't find them so I bought the next best thing, Fruitellas....
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I got depressed when I lost my job at the Apple factory "Have you been taking any tablets?" asked the doctors "Yeah. Why do you think I got the fucking sack?"
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I just read this in an agony aunt column 'I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I found out he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?'
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Last week I flew with one of those new budget airlines. Before we took off the stewardess reminded us to fasten our Sellotape
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Old McDonald had alzheimer's Have you any wool....
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Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?
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I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly last night and the officer told me: "I've already notified your wife sir" "And what did she say?" "Nothing" "Bollocks, that's not my wife"
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News paper ad: "Dial Sexy, local rate calls" Woman on phone: "Good afternoon, Dyslexia help line" Me: "Oh bollocks"....
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