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If you send just $10 a week to Africa we can buy mosquito nets. And stop thousands of mosquitoes dying needlessly of AIDS.

Lesbians, if you hate men so much, stop trying to look like them! You don't see jews dressed as nazis.

I was called a School shooter for a year, no matter what I looked like or what I did. One day, it was a class reunion, I shot my entire Class. They were happy for me becoming a Photographer.

How do piss off one hundred people at once? Build a 5g tower. How do piss off one thousand people at once? Say "I hate the guy who killed Hitler" on Twitter. How do piss off one million people at once? Draw Mohammed.

If a Muslim beats his wife, would it be domestic violence or child abuse?

Dude goes to his doctor and says 'Doc, my arsehole is the size of a dustbin lid' Doc says 'Fuck, I better have a look' So ol' mate down with the pants, bends over and sure enough, arsehole the size of a dustbin lid. Doc says 'Fuck, thats bad. How did that happen?' Bloke says 'I was on safari in Africa and an elephant raped me'. Doc says 'Fuck, thats bad. But I thought elephants had really long cocks, but not all that thick?' Bloke says 'Yeah, but the bastard fingered me first'.

Killing black people is like saying the N-word... They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.

Three people you can never advise: 1. A woman in love. 2. A man with money 3.A person who supports arsenal

Two niggers are walking down the street and see a sign that says turn white for $75. Nigger1: "Do you think it will work? Nigger2: "Only one way to find out." Nigger1: "I only have $50." Nigger2: "Well, I have $100, I'll go do it then give you my change." Nigger1: "Let's do it then." Nigger2 goes in and fifteen minutes later comes out white as a ghost, wearing a brand new suit and carrying briefcase. Nigger1: "Holy shit, it actually worked! Let me get that $25." Nigger2: "Fuck you, nigger. Get a job."

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